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A. Grimsbro, Warlord of Mars

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Arabella Grimsbro is a 15-year-old girl with a foul mouth and an attitude to match. When she walks into a cheesy mall store promising virtual reality tours of public domain classics, the last thing she expects is to find herself stuck in one. But if she thought Oz was bad, she’s in for a surprise when she trades beloved childrenʼs literature for manly pulp adventure. Giant Arabella Grimsbro is a 15-year-old girl with a foul mouth and an attitude to match. When she walks into a cheesy mall store promising virtual reality tours of public domain classics, the last thing she expects is to find herself stuck in one. But if she thought Oz was bad, she’s in for a surprise when she trades beloved childrenʼs literature for manly pulp adventure. Giant green monsters! Sword fights to the death! The healing power of toxic masculinity! Welcome to Barsoom, where everything has extra limbs and nobody wears clothes. Also, the only way out is pretty much death. So… hooray?


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Arabella Grimsbro is a 15-year-old girl with a foul mouth and an attitude to match. When she walks into a cheesy mall store promising virtual reality tours of public domain classics, the last thing she expects is to find herself stuck in one. But if she thought Oz was bad, she’s in for a surprise when she trades beloved childrenʼs literature for manly pulp adventure. Giant Arabella Grimsbro is a 15-year-old girl with a foul mouth and an attitude to match. When she walks into a cheesy mall store promising virtual reality tours of public domain classics, the last thing she expects is to find herself stuck in one. But if she thought Oz was bad, she’s in for a surprise when she trades beloved childrenʼs literature for manly pulp adventure. Giant green monsters! Sword fights to the death! The healing power of toxic masculinity! Welcome to Barsoom, where everything has extra limbs and nobody wears clothes. Also, the only way out is pretty much death. So… hooray?

43 review for A. Grimsbro, Warlord of Mars

  1. 5 out of 5

    Maraya21 (The Reading Dragon)

    ✨ Read for the 2019 KU Shitathon™ challenge - [Mini Edition: #3 July-September] - over at Maraya's Cave Of Freaking Wonders ✨ ◼ Plan A - Book: #1 of 7 ◼ #1. Arabella: FUUUUUU Oz ★★★★ #3. Arabella: FUUUUUUUUUU All The Leagues ★★★★★ Arabella Grimsbro curses. A lot. Specifically she likes to use the word " Fuck ". A lot. Thanks to the author I can keep score! The word " Fuck " appears: •• 76 times in Oz and, •• 147 times in this manuscript. 147. Times. If you are a swear-loving adult then this ✨ Read for the 2019 KU Shitathon™ challenge - [Mini Edition: #3 July-September] - over at Maraya's Cave Of Freaking Wonders ✨ ◼ Plan A - Book: #1 of 7 ◼ #1. Arabella: FUUUUUU Oz ★★★★ #3. Arabella: FUUUUUUUUUU All The Leagues ★★★★★ Arabella Grimsbro curses. A lot. Specifically she likes to use the word " Fuck ". A lot. Thanks to the author I can keep score! The word " Fuck " appears: •• 76 times in Oz and, •• 147 times in this manuscript. 147. Times. If you are a swear-loving adult then this book will be just this side of delightful! I told you it gets better. (ヅ) This book was FAN- FUCKING -TASTIC!

  2. 4 out of 5

    Aaron

    This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. The second book in the Futhermucking Classics series. This time Arabella Grimsbro takes on Edgar Rice Borroughs' A Princess For Mars. Like Arabella I've never read the book, or either of the films based on it. So I wasn't sure what to expect. Again another fun and quick read. My only complaint is the running gag of butchering John Carters name. I get the intention early on, but the character of Arabella is a bit to smart for it to resume the rest of the novel. On to book three to see where she's The second book in the Futhermucking Classics series. This time Arabella Grimsbro takes on Edgar Rice Borroughs' A Princess For Mars. Like Arabella I've never read the book, or either of the films based on it. So I wasn't sure what to expect. Again another fun and quick read. My only complaint is the running gag of butchering John Carters name. I get the intention early on, but the character of Arabella is a bit to smart for it to resume the rest of the novel. On to book three to see where she's heading. I guess I should probably read the free shorts first, just in case there's info I need for the third book.

  3. 4 out of 5

    M. C.

    I read the second book first because of the Edgar Rice Burroughs connection. In this book, a women’s studies professor—I mean, a teenager—continues her snarky, accidental live-action adventures through public domain classics. The snarking is the best part, and possibly the only part, of the story, though it falls flatter on the topics of Barsoomian women’s rights and some of the foibles of the mysterious virtual literature environment. The author’s final dig at his more famous coauthor was inappr I read the second book first because of the Edgar Rice Burroughs connection. In this book, a women’s studies professor—I mean, a teenager—continues her snarky, accidental live-action adventures through public domain classics. The snarking is the best part, and possibly the only part, of the story, though it falls flatter on the topics of Barsoomian women’s rights and some of the foibles of the mysterious virtual literature environment. The author’s final dig at his more famous coauthor was inappropriate; no matter how dead or benighted he may be, no one forced the living author to work with him.

  4. 5 out of 5

    Melinda Mitchell

    I get to be the first review on Goodreads? Wow! No pressure... I enjoyed this, not as much as I enjoyed the first one, but it was still highly entertaining. Arabella has matured a bit but still hasn't lost her mouth. I think this is a hard follow-up to the first for source material, but still enjoyable. I get to be the first review on Goodreads? Wow! No pressure... I enjoyed this, not as much as I enjoyed the first one, but it was still highly entertaining. Arabella has matured a bit but still hasn't lost her mouth. I think this is a hard follow-up to the first for source material, but still enjoyable.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Everett

  6. 4 out of 5

    Ingrid Tiffe

  7. 4 out of 5

    Judy

  8. 5 out of 5

    Barbie Mowbray

  9. 5 out of 5

    Wichael Tellez

  10. 4 out of 5

    Ed Dexter

  11. 4 out of 5

    Missy Cook

  12. 4 out of 5

    Sherron

  13. 5 out of 5

    Arref Mak

  14. 5 out of 5

    Emma

  15. 5 out of 5

    Frederick Rotzien

  16. 5 out of 5

    Micielle

  17. 5 out of 5

    Jennifer

  18. 5 out of 5

    Brian

  19. 5 out of 5

    Lisa Ann

  20. 5 out of 5

    Melly Mel

  21. 4 out of 5

    Wanda C

  22. 4 out of 5

    Sue

  23. 5 out of 5

    Stephen

  24. 5 out of 5

    Jessica

  25. 5 out of 5

    Rae

  26. 5 out of 5

    Daniel Muscat

  27. 4 out of 5

    Bill

  28. 4 out of 5

    Wendy

  29. 4 out of 5

    Debee Sue

  30. 4 out of 5

    Gordon Bingham

  31. 4 out of 5

    carla clifton

  32. 5 out of 5

    Brooke

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    Matt Youngmark

  34. 4 out of 5

    Stacia Chappell

  35. 4 out of 5

    Charissa Rate

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    Lindsay

  37. 4 out of 5

    Shelley

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    Daryl Moad

  39. 4 out of 5

    Ms. Reader

  40. 4 out of 5

    Syndi Day

  41. 4 out of 5

    Carol McFarlane

  42. 4 out of 5

    Cheryl Bradley

  43. 4 out of 5

    Silvaria

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